2007 classic joke net new list

NO.1 This fish is delicious, even better if the hold thorn
Children eating in aunt, my aunt made the fish for him. Children ate and said: This fish is delicious, if hold thorn better.NO.2 3 woman
Three women were killed in a car accident and went to heaven. When they got there, the angel of St. Peter, said: "In heaven, here we have only one rule - do not step on a duck." Confirm understanding of these three women, after their entry into heaven. Heaven was full of duck, duck is almost impossible to step more to the point where not, although they try to avoid, but the first woman accidentally stepped on one. At this time, the angel of St. Peter immediately took a womans life that has never been seen before, looks very ugly man came to the front of her and tell her: you step on a ducks punishment is to always be linked together with this ugly man . The next day, another woman is not accidentally stepped on a duck. Then St. Peter and the other with a very sick man came to the front of her as the woman before the end. St. Peter told him to bring a second womans ugly men chained together. The third result has been found that the cruel, but she did not want to always be with an ugly disgusting man bolt together. So she was very, very careful of her footsteps, she gingerly stepped in without any case of ducks, safe a few months. But one day, came to her in front of St. Peter, and with an unprecedented super Shuainan. This is not only tall, burly man there pretty long eyelashes. St. Peter chains them together, the woman did not say anything on the left. The woman asked the man with her chain together: "I am wondering why I can tell you never chain together?" The man said: "I do not know how your situation is like, but I stepped on a duck.