6000 jokes 10th set of Qing Dynasty articles network the new list

NO.1 waist knees hurt eating Pork

Have to eat Pork
scholar Sus article to learn, learning for a long time without results. He is very angry, he bought a pork boiled, big mouth
big mouth to eat.
Friend asked what he ate, he said: "Pork!"
Friend laughed: "Do you hate so much on the Su ah!" Waist and knees hurt

have Xunan adults, under the respected likes flattery, he spoke under the Bangui he was happy also.
A very flattering subordinates would kneel down due to excessive movement, a sprained back muscle, resulting in lower back is not really straight up.
Later, to a new Xunan, most people hate flattering knees. Subordinates who broke bones Jin Jian, the lumbar curvature, such as bow.
New Xunan will rebuke: "The official should be honest, must not flatter flatter. Why make such a lowly shameful gentile?"
That subordinates replied: "My waist and knees hurt. "
NO.2 associated cold spring cold solution corrupt heart

Corrupt officials have a solution together
magistrate took office, vowed to clean, also a couplet hung on the courtroom: "get a text, Heaven and Earth
off; Xun a situation, Nandaonvchang. "However, many people use gold and silver silk bribe him, he completely and very straightforward. To
side gentry crime, he always Xunqingwangfa.
Someone to remind him: "Master ah, you forget the courtroom on a couplet of it?"
Magistrate said: "I did not forget, ah, I get more than article, many have suggested I also love more than one ah. "

Cold Spring Cold Heart
someone home from the Temple tour, said to his wife: "My heart is cold!" Wife hurriedly asked what the underlying reason why, he said: "At first
I just came back from the cold spring pavilion wash heart if the heart is not cold, spring is not so cold. "