6000 jokes 10th set of the Ming Dynasty articles network the new list

NO.1 King Wen dead hair of historical financial

Song Jingwen Jingwen repair history with essays and Ouyang Xiu Xiu "New Book of Tang," Song like to use difficult words to qualify the plain common sense, Ouyang Xiu looked
decision Song Jingwen an easy to use method to convince him to accept.
Day, he deliberately walls title: "The bandits Zhen Xiao Mei, Hong door of an inner tie off." Song Jingwen see below asked: "European public, which is
you are in the night ominous dreams, questions doors down right?
why so difficult to use words! "
Ouyang Xiu smiles:" You made "Li Jing Chuan" in: shock cover subscribed Ting Tsung (meaning lightning)
and the like, is also guilty of this fault ah! "
King Man is ashamed to correct bad habits from .

Tang made the dead money, to win that state Raoyang Fan sinus know very greedy.
The county has a mayors death, sinus scope to know the chief of the village and the county will convene more than 200 people dead friends and family donations, claiming to
statues for the dead. The donations always, was more than 200 consistently.
Get money, sinus know Fanma said: "This village is underground suffer underworld bully he is a new devil, we have an emergency.
Now I have made a good one, like, use it first place, he can avoid suffering. "Having come from a sleeve, like, only 5
inches long.
You know cheated, complain incessantly.
NO.2 provincial governor oil extraction
array of meat meat barrier

Provincial governor provincial governor Ann heavy oil extraction tube
Pa, greedy without disgust.
Have Maiyou Lang surname Tang, play chess. An important Pa had called him to a game, but allowed Maiyou Lang sat with him, each is finished
a son, always waiting for him to make Maiyou Lang to retreat into a corner, to say: "When I count good chess tactics, and then you point of view. "one day not
under several sub, Mai Youlang long-established, hungry, weary. The next day they called him to play chess. An important
known Pa greedy people Maiyou Lang said: "This is a gift to him waiting for you, ah, he does not play chess, so you stand a better gift seeking
back! "
Maiyou Lang did so, and she no longer called him Pa An important chess has. Meat and meat matrix

barrier when the Emperors minions Guozhong, where a guest please wine, pay attention to strange, extravagant, always make concubines and maid taking a
holding their food, for customer access, number "meat dish sets." Winter, so cold anti-around maid, No. "meat screen." Was chosen as concubines in obesity
tall block in front of cold, known as the "meat barrier", "meat matrix."
With "Yu Hong spit"
the Eastern Jin Dynasty people Xie Jingren love clean, good to pursue unusual, each spit saliva, slept in the clothes of people around the inside. After, put this
laundry a day off. Later, each time in order to spit, about people fighting for more than, want to by this "gift."
Another son of Yan Song Ming Yan Shi Fan with spit saliva, are used to undertake the mouth of a beautiful maid, as long as there Oh sputum sound, the maid will have to wait for openings
Zhang, Yan Shi Fan said this call: < BR> "Yu Hong spit."