Classic 1000 text messages list (6)

NO.1 501 ~ 510

158 you in the morning bread, ice cream in summer, winter jacket, night light bulb, garlic Shandong, Sichuan pepper.

159 love you is not my fault, all the fault of the moon.

160 is the package you book me, you rat me a cat, you are my wood glue, you are my pork sword, tonights meal you to dig.

161 you look creative, alive, your courage, ugly is not your intention, if not you, who set off the beauty of the world.

162 you are my wind is sand, you are shoes I brush, I Hami melon you are, you want to drink my tea, tomorrow morning married, have children I see you baby.

163 cow dung you are my flower, you are my tofu residue, we are a hundred years ago.

164 Although I am thin, I felt the muscles; Although I am black, my face shine; I can head off, hair can never be a mess; blood can flow , shoes can not oiled.

165 I punch troll rogue, foot demons, mind is helpless. You thought I was Cuishen second, I was unassailable.

166 you small calcium deficiency, lack of love growing up, wearing a sack, pot head, wearing shorts, belt tied, bare upper body and tie, so glorious image, who would love! 167 I know youre in junior high school, from high school to like you, I love you when to repeat, the university lost you yesterday, you dream and dream.NO.2 511 ~ 520

168 for a table sincerity, to tell you a secret, the next issue sports lottery winning numbers, remember! 37.38.39.40.41.99, is definitely not there! Do not tell anyone!

169 is a gust of wind so be it, but why is this eternal; a dream worth mentioning, but why is so true; you bow in silence, I was difficult to calm, and finally could not help but to say to you: "fart first say ah!"

170 Hello, I open the phone yesterday to see text messages, because the body has to wear clothes, the clothes have static response, it was shock that blacked out the night; You see, when we first clothes off, is also free electricity!

171 Ankan in a Davenport, Anke rare her, but she do not care I, Baan preparation all day not a decline, Anhai always pestering She, you know that I was not harsh to take advantage of.

172 surface of my mouth and chew bubble gum is much, I think the Japanese heart flower girl, you wear a Touming Zhuang ah, see my heart is straight itch.

173 Liang Department of a crime if I have heinous criminals; smart to be punished if I am going to pay hacked in pieces; be tortured if modest, How can I ever escaped?

174 call Bush to Osama bin Laden: "Why did you attack the United States? Give me a reason" "needs?" "Do not we?" "Do not seriously, we just look at thing! "

175 I cried not because I am sad, because I cried. I can not live like normal people do, if you leave me, I do not know what would become of my life!

176 tracing revelation, a ragged, two head atheism, meals are not into, weakness, tone deaf, went to pieces, seven-hole bleeding, gossip is, Nine Lives, very much like you. 177 Love is not obtained, but to give; not a dream, nor is it Chi Wang, love is not the case. It is good, and honor, harmony and purity of life.