Episode list English humorous stories

NO.1 You Lot Me Search Quite

Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things.
One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he
put the son ride his neck.

After a time, he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people:
"Have you seen my child?"

One of his villages laughed and said: "Dont you know he is
on your neck?"

Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was
so angry that he hit the son on the face, then shouted: "I have
told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now? "

Notes:

(1) think of think of
(2) hearing this hearing this. This is a sub-word phrases, that time is equivalent to a
between the adverbial clause, namely: When he heard this.
Exercises:
fill in the blank according to the passage:

① Once ______ a time, there was a man who always forgot things.
② He was so happy that he put the son ______ his neck.
③ After _______ time, he suddenly thought of his son.
④ _______ this, the man took down his son from his neck.
⑤ He was so angry that he hit the son _______ the face.

Told me to find a good
ancient times, poor personal memory. One day, he took his son out to play. A happy, they
lifted up the son and let him ride in his neck.

After a child, he suddenly remembered his son to sleeping, ask: "Do you see my baby do?"

"Hey, your neck that is not it?" A neighbor met with laughter. This person will

a son Congbozaishang Jiuxia Lai, mercilessly struck hard, cursed:
"bastard, tell you to not run, just where have you been?"
NO.2 The Long and Short of It

Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had
been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood
five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-ager leafing through old < BR> photographs with Grandma, I finally realized how unusual they must
have looked together.

"Grandma," I asked, "how could you have fallen in love with
a man five inches shorter than you?"

She turned to me. "Honey," she said, "we fell in love sitting
down, and when I stood up, it was too late."

Notes:

(1) stately adj. Noble
(2) leaf through quickly read; browse
(3) teen-ager. Teenager who
(4) fall in love with love; fall in love
Exercises:
choose the correct answer according to the passage:

① The child had never met______.
A. the grandfather
B. the grandmother
C. the father
D. the mother
② The grandmother was _______taller than the grandfather.
A. five feet
B. six inches
C. four inches
D. five inches
③ "Leafing through" in "leafing through old photographs"
means______.
A. to turn page by page
B. to put leaves in an album
C. to took for
D. to take out from
④ The child realized________.
A. how strange they must have looked together
B. how wonderful they must have looked together
C. how shameful they must have looked together
D. how unusual they must have looked together
⑤ From the passage we can see that______.
A. the grandmother loved her husband deeply
B. the grandmother regretted to have married her husband
C. the grandfather had been out for at least ten years

D . the grandfather had been dead for nearly eight years The length of said

Although I have never seen my grandfather, but I know he stands five feet six, and my noble ancestral home stands five feet eleven
. Teens, my grandmother turned over page after page with old photos
movie, I finally realized how unusual they are together.

"Grandma," I asked, "how did you fall in love with a five inches shorter than you people do?"

She turned to look at me. "Baby," she said, "We are sitting in love when I
stand up, too late."