Five thousand years the world of classic humor Daquan US civil class volume

NO.1 dogs painting

late Ming and early Qing dynasties, Lanxi wall peak has a smart man, named Bi short, and often against the rich. Monopoly Zhou Daosheng
one day short of being complete tea shops that bad things happen to complete short pass, went in, said: "Today I have come to a strange
."
Zhou Daosheng hurriedly asked: "complete man, what strange ah?"
Bi dwarf said: "My neighbors dog, recently dedicated steal paintings today, at home, a neighbor to The paintings have come out
ted, but, the dog ate it all by the owner to kill the dog, cut open its stomach to look, what do you think is inside? Ha, a bad painting
stomach ( it). "
patrons understand the complete short laugh Zhou Daosheng, with a laugh.
"Plague dog blessed"
One day, Sun hosted a rich man ready to treat. Long-term workers took to the streets to buy food with his complete short, buy a whole basket of fish.
Back on the road, not far from complete dwarf see only brown dog, deliberately lowered the basket carrying. Channeling over fierce a brown dog that ran off the
meat. Sun completed the short chase the rich life. Complete a short chase will come back empty-handed, said: "Oh, really blast the dog blessed!"
Sun rich somehow asked: "What did you say?"
Bi dwarf said: "Well, when we long-term workers, desperate to work throughout the year, had never eaten a meal of meat, which under the club
as you said, destined, no luck ah."
; rich man nodded: "Yes! meat with meat blessing. why I keep meat and wine?
This is fate of!"
; complete short laugh: "club, that death to plague the dog meat Diao, like you, Hey hey, there are also a blessing to eat meat mile."
rich man stunned.
NO.2 Banqiao thieves send poetry

Qing Dynasty painter Zheng Banqiao young family was very poor. Because unnamed potential, despite good paintings, but also sell at good prices.
Home anything of value at all.
Day, Zheng Banqiao in bed to find that Chuangzhi released a furtive figure, Zheng Banqiao think:
thief must come, and my house is worth what you get it? Yin will play loudly poetry:
faint wind up Come on now, there are workers gentleman to a poor family!
Poetry and literature possession of one thousand intra-abdominal volume, the money did not half a string bed.
Thief heard, and turned on the slide. Zheng Banqiao and read a poem off:
scared off a family dog, yellow tail, jumped over the wall Mo hinder green pots.
Thief hurried away over the wall, accidentally hit a few tiles on the floor, the brown dog whining Zheng Banqiao home to live with chasing thieves
bite. Zheng Banqiao dressed and go out, He Zhu brown dog, the thief also help them fall, has been sent to the road, made an Ibo, and sent
Yin poem:
Night I dressed and get deep charges, pick up ambition redo people.