Foreign joke Daquan and Art Episode net new list

NO.1 is dumping Impressionist painting paintings

Is dumping paintings

One obsessed with abstract and cubist painting student, spent half a day at the exhibition in
to buy paintings, selected a number of pieces are not satisfied. Finally, he points to a black and white paintings by the dumping of copper box
down, he asked the staff of the exhibition: "This piece of how much the price?"
"This is a wall switch electrical class." < / P>

Impressionist painting

An impressionist painter painted a work entitled "Sunrise", sent to the exhibition.
At the exhibition, the staff do not know is out of ignorance or negligence, the painting masterpiece to hang down
up. They are ready to rectify it, then stepped forward to stop the artist said: "No."
He picked up the pen to change the title of a work, became a "sunset." NO.2 HYUNDAI designed to send a womans view

HYUNDAI school design

Art and design classes in college class ring Gebei Li heard, quickly ran out, he had a
date. Accidentally put a big bottle of glue Gebei Li knocked to the ground, and broke the bottle, broken glass, water and glue with glue
mixed brush heap. Ge Beili like other glue dry. May be easier to clean up
easy so do not clean up and ran away.
Other Gebei Li appointment came back and found a mess of things missing piece, he felt very odd
blame, put the situation to tell a teacher. After listening to the teacher surprise exclaimed: "So is that what comes out of this
! HYUNDAI send someone to design it as a practice to pay up."

Womans opinion

A painter solo exhibition. A lady came to the showroom in front of a painting looked
standing for a long time, said: "If I can understand the author of this picture, and that nice ah!"
Painter stood came up: "Lady, I am."
lady said: "This piece of painting was a big wonderful! Can you tell me, lady paintings tailor made dress
child who is? "