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NO.1 last trip of friends box

Last trip

"I ask, the last trip when the train bound for Paris?"
"Last trip? I am afraid that your life is not good fortune to see it right."

Friends box

A first person into the train cars sitting seats, again accounted for a suitcase on the side
seat. He followed with another person on the train, see that empty seat, they politely asked: "Sir,
this your suitcase child do?"
"Ah, no, that was my friend . "the first man on the train, said," Look at her on the platform with the words people say
miles. "
Soon, the train opened. Passengers on the train who later filed a bird out of the window box.
Then sat down.
"You, you, what are you doing?" First on the car that anxious cried.
"Oh, your friend off the bus," after the passengers on the train who smiled and said, "can not afford to let her son lost his box
." NO.2 here is very clean congratulate

Here is very clean

Koehler go on a trip, he bought a third-class compartment of the votes, was sitting in the second carriage.
Train staff carefully looked at his ticket, said: "You know what? Here is second-class carriages."
"Never mind, here is very clean." Koehler said.

Congratulations

Businessman Jimmy doing on the railway for many years trading, the day he accidentally discovered a train to the station on time
. He quickly went to the front
conductor, said: "Please smoke, I congratulate you, I run on this railway
15 years, this is the first time I saw the train station on schedule."
"Stay with your smoke it. "the conductor said," This is yesterdays car. "