Foreign joke Daquan new list of foreign medical articles Episode IV Network

NO.1 belly lock Allah just missed

Stomach Allah lock

Doctors were cut to a bowel surgery, suture joints due to poor intestinal, fecal leakage occurs, but also made a second
second laparotomy, the patient pain and said: "Doctor, do not have to sew it back up. On to the placement of a zip
belly bar. "

Just missed

Someone the right eye is false, one day, he went to the hospital eye, left eye test finished, the doctor said: "A
point zero," Let him try his right eye, he said: "Do not try, than the left eye just missed. "
doctor tried to force the right eye, the result is zero vision.
"Visual acuity is obviously zero, how do you say just missed it over the left eye?"
Yes, minus 1.0 point, is it not zero? "
Different positions on the wrist NO.2 career

Career wrist

"My God, doctor, you put to me the bill is simply incredible," cured patients on anti-
said.
"My dear friend." The doctor replied, "If you know you this is a rare case,
and I want it in the anatomy of your death, three times the money, you not object to the. "

Different positions

Patients with different positions: "I really sorry to tell you: I think you take me as his wife, surgery is too high."
Surgeon: "But, my dear, I believe, your own life Valuation is not as low as you
his wife. "