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NO.1 foresight mouth tip slip

Foresight
time, Cai Jing Zhang Jinshi teach your grandchildren read. After
Zhang Jinshi Cloth Hall, not to teach reading, writing not to teach, just teach the kids learn running. At first the kids wanted to have fun also
to follow suit, a few days off to be impatient, they would learn lessons the teacher requests.
Zhang Jinshi shook his head, said: "No, or continue to practice running it!"
Children ask: "Why?"
; Zhang Jinshi, said: "Your grandfather, father, they are treacherous, and Jiaoshe, the harm done to the people, the people one day to find them afterwards
. You are a child, there is no fault, if run fast and perhaps save their lives. In addition, you can not do
way of. "

Mouth tip sliding
James Kennedy will try to participate in the South end, due to a small case implicated, arrested and jailed. He Shaoqing to the supreme court (the court long
officer) Li Duan early plea: "I am distant lifts, finally to the capital examination and hope to gain your sympathy for adults." Lee
end of the beginning of humiliation: "You tip of the mouth so smooth, really Jianhua of the believers! "results to be published later, in the highest imperial Jian Zhi Zhan,
was finally released.
10 years later, replacement Li Duan Jian Zhi Zhan office early to do so Huainan transfer, handover met, Li Duan
before the beginning of forgotten things, but felt the other familiar, then said: "Are we in the past met? You are handsome, not the past than the
ah! "
Zhan Jian Zhi uneven heart, replied:" I see the instrument, but also the mouth than in the past I do not know sharp slide it? "from the end at first thought
past, face the embarrassment. Mrs. Sim miscellaneous knowledge NO.2 Kuei nepotism

Song "loyal"
Southern Song Dynasty, there is a vice Zhouguan Huzhou, named Wang Jian material.
A, Yuan soldiers invade, Huzhou stake. Lin for his generous vow: "In my city, city of death I die."
And pre-production of a tin sign, carved "wood look great Songzhong Chen Jian," Seven Words. The other two big banks in the last few lines of small print on the Juan:
"Renrenjunzai, If you get my corpse, looking on behalf of burial." Then he put the tin plates and silver bullion pectoral Chuanjie go
Lane, cried all over town friends and relatives told the people, that he vowed to serve the countrys determination to move people to see such tragic, are all sad.
City a few days stuck. Wang Jian material but not the people, all thought had died, only the bones of the poor generation of loyal even after his death can not find!
Can not over two days, see a new Zhouguan wearing Mongolia mounted, riding on a high head immediately, open the city to be followers Qianhuhouyong. Sharp-eyed will spot a
people saw him, the original settlement as early as in the city, he secretly slipped out of the city to surrender.

Lady Cai Bian crony
Mrs. Wangs wife, seven daughters. Her extensive knowledge, Cai Bian government events during the event, always pre-
overnight with her in bed to discuss the first proper, and then announced the implementation of the court. At that time the ruling bureaucrats say: "I was ordered to do so every day
are all the remainder of her cough spit liquid ah."
Cai Bian was thanks to the prime minister, the home put on a large feast to celebrate, actors who Cantata: "The prime minister today, big thanks to the right are his wife, nepotism
ah (allegorical Lady politics)." temporary foreign matter to pass as a laughing stock.