Need for selection of sports jokes list 3 new series of network

NO.1 soccer and graves

soccer and graves a Brazilian farmer in a nearby city to buy a piece of land, immediately after driving a tractor to work, plow pulls out a bowl from the ground front teeth.
"Luck." He muttered the phrase, continue to move farming.
100 meters he dug up a tooth.
"Simply inexplicable," the farmer himself, or to go forward till about 30 steps, Ploughshares and from the earth dug out a tooth.
"This is definitely something wrong." He cried, turned the tractor on the open home.
Night he gave the lands original owner wrote a letter: I is not bought in before the cemetery? I ask you to put the money back to me, I do not like haunted land. "
Two days later a telegram:" Do not be angry, there could have been a football field. "NO.2 hockey goalie

ice hockey goalie ice hockey goalie for their teams players, said: "You know not, I gatekeepers, it is often thought that if the ball can become as big as the goal, the goal becomes like a ball so small, it be nice ... "