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Our high school, some teachers of the students was very good. A bunch of students has long been oppressed, we discuss the whole a good teacher. This day, this teacher in the classroom lectures, take back the pain of a cheeky boy color, hands clutching his stomach, groaning softly. Teachers did not Dali, continue preaching, halfway through, the teacher just turned around for the blackboard to write notes, the boys suddenly "Au ... ... ... ... wow!" Vomiting, a male voice at the same table at breakneck speed The boys down at the bottle of rice pudding on top of desks, a teacher back when the right view on the table covered with yellow and white thing. At this time, another boy took out a spoon, scoop a spoonful of ground to scoop and eat the things on the desk, chewing also says: "Hey, this man Jesus at noon to eat peanuts." Teacher seeing: "Au ... wow ... ... ..." and then more than Kuangtu.NO.2 his girlfriend was kidnapped

Reasons: Hey, you listen, your girlfriend Angela in my hands! I do not pay within three days of 200 million in cash, I polite! You wait for the next corpses it to the moon! (The kidnappers)
Procedure 1: "Really? You let me confirm to hear her voice." "Save me, Fred ... ..." "OK! I can give you 200 million, but within three days If you do not call the police threatened to kill me! "

Procedure 2: "Really? So funny, I just steal this phone Yeah, your brother where you? As I talk to your school kidnapping, money stealing mobile phones is much more than Oh."

Process 3: "No, today it is not April Fools Day."

"You can hear her voice, to confirm this." "Save me, Fred ... ..."

"Ah, quite likely story, but you have thought about the consequences?"

"What are the consequences? Three days does not pay me 200 million in cash, waiting for you to remove it!"

"Why? Because you dialed the wrong number, I would go to a stranger corpses?"

Process 4: "Oh, so ah, I can give you money, but you do not think 2 million too little? I can give you 200 million, but how do you spend? Went to kidnap? Do it , tired and dangerous, as I use the 200 million to help you make an investment plan, you listen to ... ... "

Results: the phone came the voice of the kidnappers to the ground.