New childrens class joke list Network

NO.1 how the war caused

son asked his father, how the war caused.
Father: "For example, what happens between France and Italy dispute, then ... ..."
mother: "No, absolutely no dispute in France and Italy."
Father: "I know, I just used here assume that law ... ... "
mother:" This educational disadvantage of children in! "
father:" Nothing, it does not matter! "
mother:" Nothing!? No! "
Father:" hate! "
son:" Dad, I know, I know how the war has caused. "Fish do not sleep
NO.2
B, C three children talking about. A. The hair and asked: "the worlds most laboring animal is?"
B boy said: "Needless to say, of course, is the most hard work the cattle."
C child said: "it seems to me, most working class animal, than a fish. "
we heard, was very puzzled, and asked him:" This is how to say?
C child replied: "While laboring cattle, there is a place to sleep at night, like
fish coming and going all day swimming in the water, there is no place to sleep, would not be the most hard work it? "