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NO.1 verify pastor Masachika

When Voltaire to a bedridden 84-year-old comes time to wait for death, a pastor unrequited love, went to his
bedside, praying for his repentance - which is dying order Heaven has always been the job ticket or tickets. However, the stubborn old
not only do not appreciate, but ultimately, the cross-examination from the peoples identity:
"Reverend sir, Why did you come?"
"Mr. Voltaire, I sent by God to pray for your repentance. "
" Then you take a look at my documents, verify its validity, to prevent counterfeiting. "NO.2 error praise

bohemian character and always ridicule of Voltaire was big man some day will be a peer writer praised a lot. He
a friend immediately said: "You hear so generously praised the President, Im sorry. You know, is the first
students often say that your behind is not."
"So, we were both wrong." Voltaire said.