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NO.1 sitting on a cloud heaven

Sat on the cloud

Clear sky on a corner, two little angels on duty in the chat:
"tomorrows weather report on how to?"
"Tomorrow is cloudy weather."
"Thats wonderful , we can sit in the cloud tomorrow, not feet ache. "

Paradise

Very reasonable answer
young missionaries in order to strengthen the religious basis of local residents, came to the distant settlements. In particular, he strongly opposed
women smoking.
Once, he came to Nancys small cottage, saw her hard with homemade pipe smoking.
"Aunt Nancy," he said, "to another world, far to the time when you approached the door of heaven, asking St. Peter
only let you go when you want? < BR> Do you towards him puffing tobacco smell, he will let you into heaven? "
old woman out of his pipe from his mouth, thought, replied:" Young man, it does not matter when I go to heaven I have not venting the
. "
NO.2 astronomy professors hope the kingdom of heaven

Astronomy professors hope

Was Professor Xiang Tianwen ask his view of heaven. He replied: "I studied life there with the mysteries of the universe.
One day to heaven, I would say: Well, I throw in the towel, in the end how the matter? To get an answer when you want."

The kingdom of heaven

Revivalist, said: "All are willing to go to heaven stand up!"
Addition to a gentleman, but we all stood up.
"You do not want to go to heaven?" Revivalist asked.
"Certainly willing, but I do not like group travel."