Selection of 203 classic jokes couple new series of network list

NO.1 old man into the city

old man into the city

early in the morning, the countryside, the old man to the city to see his son, on the road Bayao sprained. When registered in the hospital took a "1", this time the doctor still does not work, so the old man at the door and so on. After a while, the doctor came in the house shouting, "a (yao) No.!." Shouted the old man does not know himself, not anything. Doctor Hanliaoliangsheng, see no one has agreed to shouting down. See the old man than they are one by one into the later, and very angry.

Looked empty on the inside to ask a doctor: "how could I have the No. 1 ranked behind the others?" The doctor looked at a single registration, said: "1 is a (yao), after a good record the "old man then asked where the pain. The old man say is: "1 pain." Doctor pretty smart, a bit shocked to see, called the old man to the injections after the diagnosis.


Injection of a little girl, after the preparatory work done let the old man sit on the bench and said: "The Ministry of the dian (hips should be) exposed to." The old man is that a cushion pad on the bench is very comfortable, I heard the nurse should mattress exposed, it quickly down from the bench, the mattress on the table. The nurse said with a smile: "dian Department is ass." After listening to the old man did not think, "Wow" and look, even the pants with a belt all collapse to his knees. Nurse at first glance this scene and ashamed and angry, swore "beast." Old man hard of hearing mistook for "born", and quickly replied: "poor peasants." Nurse when the old man was joking, eyes closed, hands interesting one pin on the go ... ...


night, the old man lying in bed, his son said: "Son, you either father born good, the two of us may not see the needle down the side. " NO.2 crumpled face

crumpled face

I always wanted to dye your hair. One day reading magazines and saw a sell hair dye ads and the beautiful girl in the shades of hair color is to my mind. I sought her husbands advice: "Do you think this hair color can be a little wrinkled face with you?"
He looked at the photograph advertising, crumpled it, and then heal, looked for a while, it said: "Very good."