Selection of 23 classic jokes couple new series of network list

NO.1 bad end for students

bad end for students

our high school, some teachers of the students was very good. A bunch of students has long been oppressed, we discuss the whole a good teacher. This day, this teacher in the classroom lectures, take back the pain of a cheeky boy color, hands clutching his stomach, groaning softly, ignores the teacher did not continue to preach, to half, the teacher just turned around for the blackboard Write notes, suddenly the boys, "Au ... ... ... ... wow!" (vomiting sound) at the same table, a boy with great speed down a bottle of rice pudding on top of desks in the boys, the teacher come back when right view table covered with yellow and white thing. At this time, another boy took out a spoon, scoop a spoonful of ground to scoop and eat the things on the desk, chewing also says: "Hey, this man Jesus at noon to eat peanuts." Teacher seeing: "wow ... ... ... ... recess", and then more than Kuangtu NO.2 men and women did not come home one night

men and women did not come home one night

a woman did not come home one night the next day she told her husband that he slept in a female friend over there she called her husbands 10 best friends, no one knows this !

A man did not come home one night to sleep the next day he told his wife that he slept on the side of a brother to call her his wife his best friend of 10, eight good His brother identified her husband slept in their house ..... there are 2 that "he was there he was still her husband!"

a users Replies: After yesterday to give my wife this post see, I did not expect her spirits big time; immediately called my friend asked me whether they are there. Predictably, once again demonstrated the appeal point of view!

Even more ridiculous is that I actually have a buddy at his house drunk, was asleep, my wife asked me not to call up the phone? In hanging up the phone, the phone immediately hit that man on my phone, a connected so I did not speak to shout: Where is it, soon go home, your wife looking for you, I say you get drunk at my house the. . . . . . Do not forget to go back before the first drink. . . . . . Through the end, I looked at my wife was silent ... ...