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Bonze: you okay!
Spirit is still a woman: Hello.

Bonze: You can talk?
Ling still a woman: Yes.

Bonze: Are you a woman?
Ling still a woman: Yes.

Bonze: How can you ask it?
Spirit is still a woman: I can not answer it.

Bonze: Oh, of course.
Spirit is still a woman:. . . . . .

Bonze: Do you usually like doing?
Spirit is still a woman: the number of people.

Bonze: number of people? What is the number one ah?
Spirit is still a woman: you do not understand.

Bonze: Oh, that today you counted how many people you?
Spirit is still a woman: 58 a.

Bonze: Oh, really interesting, the number of people you like to play.
Ling still a woman: Yes, you are the first 59.

Bonze: Oh? ! What do you mean? Do not understand.
Spirit is still a woman: you will understand.

Bonze: Oh, you Zhendou. By the way, what do you do, and married?
Spirit is still a woman: I married a.

Bonze: Oh. That your husband is doing?
Spirit is still a woman: he was dead a long time.

Bonze: Oh. Im sorry it!
Spirit is still a woman: It does not matter.

Bonze: What do you want your husband do?
Spirit is still a woman: think.

Bonze: Oh ~ ~ ~ things really get to the end!
Spirit is still a woman: ah.

Bonze: We pay a friend, along with free tea.
Spirit is still a woman: good.

Bonze: Nice to meet you!
Spirit is still a woman: I was.

Bonze: fix a day as hit Japan, it simply today, tonight we sit with it.
Spirit is still a woman: good.

Bonze: Oh, you really will come to you, whiz Ha!
Ling still a woman: Yes, I can with her husband come?

Bonze: ah? ! Your husband? ? He is not already. . . . . .
Ling still a woman: Yes.

Bonze: that. . . Then how do you bring him?
Spirit is still a woman: nothing, short of a person on the 60, you wait for me for a while.

Bonze: 60? ! Han. . . What do you mean?
Spirit is still a woman:. . . . . .

Bonze: Hey. . . You still there? ?
Ling still a woman: in.

Bonze: Are you in the end mean?
Spirit is still a woman: Well, gather 60 people, waiting for you at home, Ill pick you up at night to go.

Bonze: come pick me up at night you go? Even. . . What does it mean? !
Spirit is still a woman: ah.

Bonze: you. . . What were you in the end? !
Spirit is still a woman: I am not a person. People who do not answer, given the evening I told him!NO.2 Im sorry that the dead pig
Canteen in a single pot girls were hit twice-cooked pork, the meat so much fertilizer, and she ate very fragrant, causing a boys attention, boys and girls looked at one, he said to himself: "eat so fat also long so thin, I am so sorry that the dead pig! "